The Peptide Guy

Work With The Peptide Guy

2,400+ protocols delivered. Choose the path that fits your goals.

2,400+
Protocols Delivered
15+
Countries Served
4.9/5
Client Rating
20K+
Community Members
Full Program
8-Week Personalized Protocol
$297

The Peptide Guy builds your complete 8-week peptide protocol from scratch — personalized to your goals, health history, and biology. Includes ongoing support and adjustments throughout.

  • Full health assessment & goal review
  • Custom protocol — peptides, dosing, timing, cycling
  • Vetted sourcing & reconstitution guidance
  • Post-protocol maintenance plan
Get Started — $297

Book your onboarding call to begin

Application Only
Premium
Advanced Protocol & Consultation
Pricing upon approval

For complex cases, advanced stacking, or clients who need the highest level of hands-on guidance. Includes everything in the 8-week protocol plus extended support, deeper diagnostics, and priority access to The Peptide Guy.

  • Everything in the 8-Week Protocol
  • Advanced peptide stacking & compound selection
  • Extended program duration & deeper check-ins
  • Priority direct access to The Peptide Guy
  • Complex health case support
  • Screening required — not everyone qualifies
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Limited coaching slots available each week
Client Results

Real People, Real Protocols

★★★★★

"I came to Noah after a shoulder surgery that was not healing well. He designed a recovery protocol that my physiotherapist was genuinely impressed by. Within 6 weeks I was back to training at full capacity. The weekly check-ins made all the difference."

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Lukas W.
CrossFit Athlete, Switzerland
★★★★★

"At 48, I was starting to feel my age. Slower recovery, worse sleep, brain fog. Noah put together a protocol that addressed all three. The level of personalization is what justifies the price. This is not a one-size-fits-all approach."

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Mike D.
Entrepreneur, Texas
★★★★★

"I had been self-administering peptides for over a year with mediocre results. Noah immediately identified issues with my sourcing, timing, and stacking. Better results in 4 weeks than I had gotten in 12 months on my own."

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Thomas B.
Biohacker, California
The Process

How It Works

No guessing. No generic templates. A clear path from where you are to where you want to be.

1

Choose Your Path

Book a 30-minute coaching call ($75) for a focused assessment, or go straight into the 8-Week Personalized Protocol ($297) if you're ready to commit. For complex cases, apply for the Advanced Protocol.

2

Get an Honest Assessment

The Peptide Guy reviews your goals, health background, and current situation — and tells you exactly what he'd recommend — and whether a protocol makes sense for you right now. If it's not the right time, he'll say so.

3

Get Invited to the 8-Week Program

If you're a good fit, you get invited into the program. You receive a fully personalized protocol — specific peptides, exact dosing, timing, stacking logic, and sourcing. Then 8 weeks of weekly check-ins, real-time adjustments, and direct access to The Peptide Guy.

4

Walk Away Self-Sufficient

At the end of 8 weeks, you receive a post-protocol maintenance plan — cycling recommendations, long-term dosing, and a roadmap for what comes next. The goal is independence, not dependency.

The 8-Week Program

What Happens Over 8 Weeks

A structured, evidence-based program with milestones at every stage. Here's what each phase looks like.

$297 — BOOK YOUR ONBOARDING CALL TO BEGIN
Week 1-2

Foundation Phase

Begin with conservative dosing. The Peptide Guy monitors your initial response, checks for sensitivity, and establishes baseline markers. Most clients report early improvements in sleep quality and recovery.

Week 3-4

Optimization Phase

Dosages adjusted based on your response. Stacking protocols may be introduced or modified. This is typically when clients notice measurable changes in energy, focus, and recovery.

Week 5-6

Peak Phase

Protocol is fully calibrated. Most significant improvements in body composition, skin quality, and cognitive performance happen here. Fine-tuning continues based on weekly check-in data.

Week 7-8

Consolidation & Transition

The Peptide Guy designs your post-protocol maintenance plan. Tapering guidance, long-term cycling strategy, and recommendations for sustaining results. You leave with a roadmap, not a dependency.

Start Your 8-Week Protocol — $297

Book your onboarding call to get started.

FAQ

Common Questions

A focused 30-minute session where The Peptide Guy reviews your health goals, background, current lifestyle, and any previous peptide experience. He'll give you an honest assessment of whether a peptide protocol makes sense for your situation, and if so, what it would look like. If the 8-week program is a good fit, he'll explain exactly what's involved. No pressure — many people leave the call with enough clarity to make their own decisions.
The $75 coaching call is a focused 30-minute assessment — you'll get a personalized recommendation and clear next steps. The $297 8-Week Protocol is the full program: a custom-built protocol with personalized dosing, timing, cycling, sourcing guidance, and a post-protocol maintenance plan. If you know you're ready, go straight to the protocol. If you want to explore first, start with the coaching call.
That's completely fine. The coaching call is valuable on its own — you'll leave with a clear understanding of your situation and specific next steps. Not everyone needs 8 weeks of guided optimization. Some people just need direction.
Not at all. About half of clients are complete beginners. If you're new, the coaching call focuses on education and assessment. The 8-week program includes full guidance on reconstitution, injection technique, storage, and everything else you need.
No. The Peptide Guy provides protocol design, sourcing guidance, and ongoing optimization. You purchase peptides from vetted, third-party tested suppliers that are recommended. This keeps everything transparent and gives you control over your sourcing.
Yes — everything is remote. Coaching calls, weekly check-ins, and all communication happen via video call and direct messaging. The Peptide Guy works with clients across the US, Europe, and internationally.
This is exactly why weekly check-ins exist. Peptide response is individual — some people respond quickly, others need adjustments. The Peptide Guy actively monitors your progress and makes real-time changes to dosing, timing, or compound selection. The 8-week structure gives enough time for meaningful adaptation while allowing for course corrections.
Take the First Step

Everything Starts With a Conversation

You've done the research. You've read the forums. Now talk to someone who's delivered 2,400+ protocols and can tell you exactly what your biology needs.